Is anybody listening? I certainly hope so! I’ve enjoyed your writings, I really have. It feels like I’m right there with you, even though I’m actually sat here in snowy old Yorkshire sipping steaming hot salty-goodness Bovril and designing a new product called “Scary Biscuits”. Sometimes I wonder whether I should have dropped out of Art School to become a nurse as once planned! :)

Anyway, yes, you’re obviously having lots of fun and I can only presume that your friends over here in Blighty hate you for it! :) It’s just the way Brits are… People can’t enjoy themselves, it’s not allowed. It’s against the law. Nobody likes a winner! :)

I claim my packet of energy drugs.

:)