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I now know why you can only buy toilet paper in white or various pastel shades. We ran out of toilet paper in our house today so to be able to continue to wipe our bums, we decided to use the dark blue napkins from the party we had last Sunday night.

This didn’t really work, as even though the paper itself did the job (and was rather strong and soft I might add), the problem lay in judging whether or not you were doing a good job of cleaning yourself. You just couldn’t tell.

I don’t recommend it. So the next time you are buying paper napkins for a party, remember to buy light ones, just in case you accidentally run out of toilet paper a few days later.

Either that or just buy more toilet roll.